Hot Summer Rock-Laying Weather

You see, the problem with your cities is that there are no good, flat rocks to lay on. All you have are cement sidewalks or black asphalt roads--too hot for me. I guess if I had central air and a nice big house, then I wouldn't be laying outside either. But it's just ridiculous how few rocks you have lying about. And the noise! Cars, lawnmowers, dogs, air conditioners, old grannies in their rockers yelling "get your geckos off that rock before they burn!" It's much too noisy. I mean, it's hot summer rock-laying weather. Pipe down a bit.