One of Those Geckos.

Yeah, I'm one of those geckos. One of those geckos that didn't make it--out of millions that seem to have. Sure, sure: the telly says that there are arenas full of geckos that saved money, got a cool car, married young, died rich and whatever. But don't think that I'm sad about it. No, I'm quite happy being on the outside for once. Because even though half of those geckos on TV are relatives, they're of the ignorant side of the family. Besides, you don't want to trust a group of geckos. Ever.